It can get quite difficult to find a few minutes of alone time when you’re in the great outdoors looking after a few dozen over-excited boy scouts! There’s next-to-no privacy on the camp site and always someone yelling your name or sticking their head into your tent without any kind of warning. The trouble is, there’s something in the soft, country air which seems to make me horny all the time. And it’s obviously impossible to vanish into a bedroom for a quick knuckle-shuffle every time you get a raging boner. And even with access to horny boys and Scoutmasters, sometimes there's no time for anything more. And when your balls start filling up with spunk, all you can think about is releasing!