When I joined the Elite Scouts I didn’t realize I was signing up for the adventures of a lifetime. I live for the long summer days out in the wilderness and those crazy nights by the campfire, telling ghost stories and playing Truth or Dare. I’ve learned so much: survival skills, practical skills, and even things about the way that my head works… I’ve had a heck of a lot of sex as well! I don’t know if it’s just the group I’m in, but it seems that almost everyone is sneaking off in pairs (and occasionally in trios) for a bit of fun. We all turn a blind eye, of course, and it rarely gets discussed. I mean, what are you gonna say? “Hey Max, that time you had to head back to camp because you’d forgotten your compass, did you really get lost on your way back to the group or did you get banged by Scoutmaster Stone instead?”